Our national pastime
Forget baseball. Shopping is the real national pastime. Thanksgiving is no longer a holiday so much as an excuse to increase our personal debts buying redundant electronics. The traditional thanksgiving meal is now mere preparation, like a marathoner having a big bowl of pasta the day before the race, or like a family fueling up the ol’ SUV before making the long drive to Disneyland. And camping out in a mall’s parking lot for a 4 am opening just isn’t going to cut it anymore (that’s so 2005):
For shoppers looking to get a jumpstart on Black Friday, CompUSA stores will open their doors on Thanksgiving from 9 p.m. to midnight.
The stores are offering shoppers early deals and a slice of pumpkin pie. Also new this year are the expanded deals on CompUSA.com. Beginning at 12:01 a.m. on Thursday, CompUSA.com will have a one-day, online only sale with special deals not available in stores and free shipping on select products.
Not to be outdone, however, some clever consumers have realized that there’s no reason for the traditional thanksgiving meal to be a pre-marathon pile of pasta when it can be more like a nutrition bar wolfed down during a pit stop in a NASCAR race:
Hoping to bring shoppers out early and get a jump on the holiday shopping season, many stores ran pre-Thanksgiving sales. Target had a four-day sale Sunday through Wednesday. Best Buy, HH Gregg and Michaels ran similar promotions.
It’s not that I’m ungrateful. There is still a lot to be thankful for. For example, this year I am thankful that there will still be plenty of cheap crap left for me to buy after the long weekend is over, so I can sleep in as late as I want on Friday morning, still satiated and content from the traditional thanksgiving meal.



